tigerwoods

Travel

VOL 14 Issue 18

A Bahamas lobster named Larry was patrolling his neighborhood when he bumped into Tiger Woods, the human who was once of the world’s best golfers. “At first, I didn’t recognize him because of the gloves and booties,” said Larry. “When I realized it was Tiger, I invited him up to my deck for a piña colada and it was on.” Larry posted a picture on Twitter with the caption, “Nothing like sunbathing with my bro at Albany.” Lobster media around the world voraciously redistributed the message while labeling it a humble brag because Larry clearly wanted to show off not his low brush with fame but his sculpted, golden exoskeleton.

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