VOL MCLIX  ISSUE XXII   Entertainment

A slice of New York cognoscenti is aflutter over rumors of an extravaganza plotted by notorious iconoclast, Theodore Bouloukos. Framed as a Dionysian valediction to the vital city of prior generations, the Beige and Quotidian Affair, which evidently winks at lavish, masked balls of the mid-1960’s, promises to be a movable, carnal symposium that defies the feeble evanescence of a flaccid metropolis. One envisions the band of elect, stalwart revelers, who refuse to capitulate to Gotham’s collective whimpering, exulting with a bang that will resonate in salons around the world. At press time, we can only presume the guest list and details are in the hands of the irrepressible Bouloukos.